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Earl Wilson Biography | Inspiration Quotations | Motivation Quotes

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Earl Wilson Motivational Quotations:
“You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.”
“A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.”
“Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.”
“Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money.”
“One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.”
“Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.”
“Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.”
“Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.”
“This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.”
“Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.”
“Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.”
“If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.”
- “Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.”
- “Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.”
“A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.”
“He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.”
“Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?”
“Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.”
“Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done.”
“He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.”
“A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.”
“To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.”
“The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.”
“Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back.”
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