Earl Wilson Biography | Inspiration Quotations | Motivation Quotes

Earl Wilson Motivational Quotations:

• “You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.”

•  “A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.”

•  “Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.”

•  “Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money.”

  

   

• “One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.”

•  “Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.”

• “Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.”

• “Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.”

• “This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.”

•  “Today's accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on the parents.”

•  “Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.”

•  “If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” 

• “Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.”​
  

  

•  “Poise: the ability to be ill at ease inconspicuously.”

•  “A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.”

•  “He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone.”

•  “Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?”

•  “Nonchalance is the ability to remain down to earth when everything else is up in the air.”

•  “Nothing is as embarrassing as watching your boss do something you assured him couldn't be done.”

•  “He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone.”

•  “A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.”

•  “To sell something, tell a woman it's a bargain; tell a man it's deductible.”

•  “The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.”

• “Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back.”